Terms and Conditions

Well, let us start by saying that you have just reached our Terms and Conditions page, for our site paleo 123 dot com.

We are excited because you made it, but also because our lawyers wanted us to put it up and, and then create a silly link that nobody ever clicks to visit.

We really thought that the lawyers were lame when we first made this. However, after reading the page we realized that it was awesome! How illuminating! It is important stuff, this page, so you need to be sure to read all of it. We even took the liberty of translating it so that you can understand it better. This helps you not get into trouble by doing something that we will have to send our lawyers after you for.

We run this lovely site, www.paleo123.com, for that all types of people can use it for their personal education, entertainment, education, communication, and in order to gratify their cyber senses.

This is why you should feel free to explore this site. You can download things if you want! Just be sure that you do not use it commercially, or try to make money off it. If you do this and do not listen to the copyrights, or worse, you try to change them, you will be sorry. Our lawyers already have their hunting gear on. Do not mess with copyrights or trademarks in ways such as distributing, transmitting, modifying, reusing, or re-posting this. This includes things like the super cool pictures, audio, video, and even the public things we have on here. You cannot do it and we will not give you permission.

You are also completely stuck with and legally obligated to stick to the terms and conditions that are listed below and above this.

You also have to obey any other types of laws or regulations that apply to this website, the World Wide Web, the Internet, or the city of Los Angeles, California. Do not access or even think about this site if you are not going to obey this. The lawyers will get you. You also need to know that once you enter this site it automatically means you agree with everything we say and wish for you to do.

This is why we have re-written the things that most Terms and Conditions state and listed them below!

It makes it easier for you to read, and we do not have to break our fingers typing weird words.

For the sake of the entire world and everybody on this site, please understand that unless we say something on this site is not copyrighted, that it actually is. This means that unless we tell you that you can, and we will not, that you are not allowed to use this information or say it anywhere except in the ways that we allow you to anywhere else on the Internet. This means that you probably should not ask to borrow anything from us because we will not let you, our lawyers will not let you, and we will send them after you if you do not listen.
We really do our best to include and add information and stuff that is accurate on our page. However, do not assume that it is accurate and we will not make you any promises. In fact, we are not promising that anything here is going to be important or factual, but we do promise that it will be fun. If you use anything on this site, you are doing so at your own risk. Do not call us or let us know if there is a problem, unless it is with our site, because we have no liability or responsibility for and problems on this site such as errors or omissions.
Anybody who helped us, as well as ourselves, who produced, delivered, or worked on our site are also not liable for any types of damages that happen to you because of your using our site. Our lawyers want you to know that “any incidental, direct, consequential, punitive, or indirect damages that arise from your use of this page won’t be our problem. We also forego any responsibility based on what happens to you in this site due to our “as is” warranty. We do not have expressed or implied liability for anything that happens to you or your computer, and we do not have to worry about fitness, warranties, merchantability things, or non-infringement. Be aware that in some areas you may not be allowed to exclude these warranties, so if you are in these areas then none of this applies to you. Please be sure to check your local laws, regulations, and stuff, to be sure of what may or may not apply to you.”. Yes, we know that was a horrible amount of stuff to read, but, we had to put it in there that way. Our lawyers want you to remember it being horrible to read so that you will know what will happen if you break the rules. This is the easiest way to state this. The bottom line is that if you do anything stupid on our site and destroy your computer, we do not want to know. We will not take any responsibility for it, and we do not care. You can tell us, but it will not matter. If you get a virus or something, or are hacked, it is your fault and we cannot be held liable.
If you do not want people to know something about you, such as embarrassing things you did at parties or at work, or were caught doing when you were drunk, don’t post it on here. If you do post it and we get hold of it, it becomes ours. This means that we are going to make sure to spread it all over the Internet and possible outside of the Internet just to have fun. We are allowed to disclose, reproduce (not the baby type), transmit, publish, broadcast, and post if anywhere we want. We are already going to make plans to send it to your mother, father, and grandparents. Also, be sure that you know any ideas that you post on here like plans to dominate the world, kidnap prize zoo animals, concepts, marketing ideas, and any techniques you have to get guys or girls will also be used by us. In short, do not post anything you do not want others to use, particularly us, because we will use it.
Any pictures that you see on here of people, places, or even cute animals are either our property or the property of a person that is allowing us to use it. What does this mean? This means that it is not yours, not now, not ever! You cannot use it because you think it sums up your existence, and you cannot share it with your friends. We do not say yes if you ask, please do not ask, our lawyers said no. Also, be careful of what you post or take from us because there are tons of laws that we can use to get you. Keep what you download to yourself.
There are a bunch of things like trademarks and logos on here, as well as service marks. We either own these, or are using them with permission, just like the pictures mentioned above. Do not think that you have some special license to use these. You do not and you will get in trouble. If you touch them or take them out of their natural habitat, which is a cute digital zoo, you will be very sorry. We will probably go crazy and start to hack into your brain to steal our ideas back, and you do not want that. This means that we will prosecute you and come after you with our army of lawyers who hate you by default. If it is not yours, do not take it.
If you are looking at the site and have noticed we have links, then you just won the Internet! These links are actually ways to traverse the digital dimension between our site and other sites. This means that if you looked at those sites and got something scary on your computer, or a virus, that it is not our fault. We do look at these sites on occasion, but we will not and cannot be held liable for what you see on them, or what happens. Did you mentally scar your mind by looking at pictures that you cannot forget? Oh well! Not our fault. Be careful and know that you surf sites at your own risk and you will be fine.
This is the part that is important about our own site. When you use our site, you need to know that we are totally going to spy on what you say in chats and forums. Why? Because we can of course. However, please be aware that we do not take responsibility and cannot be held liable for what you see on this site and that if you see any terrible defamation, libel, slander, omission, mistakes, scary sloth pictures, obscenity, pornography, pictures of you are that party you weren’t supposed to be at, or profanity, that you cannot hold us liable. In addition, do not be a stupid person and post anything scandalous, obscene, defamatory, unlawful, threatening, libelous, nasty, mean, pornographic, pictures of you in tights, or any other profane things like your stuffing your face with nasty food, which might get you into trouble with the law and be considered a criminal offense. We do respect your privacy, if you respect ours; we sometimes have no choice but to work with the police, the FBI, the CIA, the Mafia Underworld, and anybody else to get you for what you have done. Please just post nice things on our site, and do not lose control of your uploads.
Any programs of software that we use on this site is protected by a bunch of important laws. THE PATRIOTIC U.S. LAWS! This means that you do not want to mess with us. You also do not want to download or send any of the information here to people who live in or are on vacation in Libya, Iraq, The Moon, Iran, North Korea, Hades, Syria, Cuba, or any other place where the United States has embargoed goods. In addition, if you know anybody who is in the United States Treasury Department list of Specially Designated Nationals, do not talk to them, don’t send things to them, just pretend they don’t exist. This goes for those who are in the U.S. Commerce Department’s Table of Deny Orders list, or anybody the FBI is looking for. Also, be sure you only send this material to humans. We do not want aliens, monsters, or any mythological creatures getting hold of this. In addition, as for you…if you are in any of these places or fit into any of the aforementioned categories you need to leave. Please throw away your computer and wipe our history off it. Thanks! You actually cannot be here if you fall into those above categories. ((You can’t sit with us!))
We are allowed to change anything that we want to on this page at any time. It is our page and by golly, we will do what we want! The programmers can do this for us and we do not have to worry about it, but we do not have to tell you. If we change the page we might tell you, but probably not, but you still have to be stuck with those changes.
If you or someone from our side of the fence wish to sue anybody, which is an awful and dirty thing, then we have to follow some rules of engagement that were put into place by the Geneva Convention. It is like Comic Con, but more important. This agreement is both governed and controlled by the United Kingdom. It does not really regard any principles or conflict of laws, either. To this extent, if you end up violating or threatening this website, its affiliates, or the intellectual property of this site, you are going to end up having to go to court. You will have to go to either federal or state court. You probably will not win. This court will have to be in London, United Kingdoms, so you will get a nifty vacation if you do not live there. In addition, a dispute will work this way. We will first try to work it out via a mutually beneficial mediator. However, if this does not work we have to step things up and head for the major mediators known as the American Arbitration Association. They will decide who wins and who does not win. Any costs that happen before this point, however, will be split between us.

This might all sound bad, but in fact, it helps protect you. It is much better than when you suddenly disappear on that morning stroll around the neighborhood.

If you need to contact us, and we really do not want you to by the way, you can use the Contact Us page!

That way we do not have to ever answer you, but you will always be wondering if we did. Heh, heh.

The Terms and Conditions were last updated on November 1, 2013, so please remember that and read it every day in case we change it again, thanks!